Hey Everybody! The plot is thickening!!! Uh, unfortunately, it’s so thick I can’t see more than a couple of inches into it, BUT I’m GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!! uh, wherever it is…
Hey Everybody! I’m hanging in there - well… trying to.
I think maybe I need to go on tour or get married again or something.
Hey Everybody! It’s me, Randy! I know I’ve been kind of checked out lately, but I’ve been working on a plan! Here it is!!!
HEY EVERYBODY! It’s me, Randy! It looks like I have a bunch of new followers so I thought I come on and say HI! to all the new dudes and dudettes out there. As you know, I am Randy Rose, singer for THE RESIDENTS! It’s true that I’ve been going through a kind of weird thing lately where I was abducted by aliens and all, but apparently I was mistaken… DUH! I mean, I’m not like one of the nutso people you see on Oprah or Dr Phil that get ABDUCTED ALL THE TIME and stuff. I’m just a regular famous rock’n roll singer who’s pretty normal and lives with his cat named Maurice and all. So anyway, WELCOME ABOARD!!!