Hey Everybody! The plot is thickening!!! Uh, unfortunately, it’s so thick I can’t see more than a couple of inches into it, BUT I’m GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!! uh, wherever it is…

Hey everybody! I think I’ve about got it all figured out… or maybe not… I don’t know.

Hey Everybody! I’m hanging in there - well… trying to. 

I think maybe I need to go on tour or get married again or something.

Hey Everybody! Well, you know… sometimes things are not what they seem… or something.

Hey Everybody! Just when it looked like things couldn’t get any weirder…

Hey Everybody! It’s me, Randy! I know I’ve been kind of checked out lately, but I’ve been working on a plan! Here it is!!!

Okay, okay… it’s the “missing” Episode 15. I hope you’re fucking satisfied.

HEY EVERYBODY! It’s me, Randy! It looks like I have a bunch of new followers so I thought I come on and say HI! to all the new dudes and dudettes out there. As you know, I am Randy Rose, singer for THE RESIDENTS! It’s true that I’ve been going through a kind of weird thing lately where I was abducted by aliens and all, but apparently I was mistaken… DUH! I mean, I’m not like one of the nutso people you see on Oprah or Dr Phil that get ABDUCTED ALL THE TIME and stuff. I’m just a regular famous rock’n roll singer who’s pretty normal and lives with his cat named Maurice and all. So anyway, WELCOME ABOARD!!!

HEY EVERYBODY! It’s me, Randy! It looks like I have a bunch of new followers so I thought I come on and say HI! to all the new dudes and dudettes out there. As you know, I am Randy Rose, singer for THE RESIDENTS! It’s true that I’ve been going through a kind of weird thing lately where I was abducted by aliens and all, but apparently I was mistaken… DUH! I mean, I’m not like one of the nutso people you see on Oprah or Dr Phil that get ABDUCTED ALL THE TIME and stuff. I’m just a regular famous rock’n roll singer who’s pretty normal and lives with his cat named Maurice and all. So anyway, WELCOME ABOARD!!!