Hey Everybody! It’s me, Randy! I know I’ve been kind of checked out lately, but I’ve been working on a plan! Here it is!!!
HEY EVERYBODY! It’s me, Randy! It looks like I have a bunch of new followers so I thought I come on and say HI! to all the new dudes and dudettes out there. As you know, I am Randy Rose, singer for THE RESIDENTS! It’s true that I’ve been going through a kind of weird thing lately where I was abducted by aliens and all, but apparently I was mistaken… DUH! I mean, I’m not like one of the nutso people you see on Oprah or Dr Phil that get ABDUCTED ALL THE TIME and stuff. I’m just a regular famous rock’n roll singer who’s pretty normal and lives with his cat named Maurice and all. So anyway, WELCOME ABOARD!!!
Hey Everybody! It’s me Randy, back in LA again! Whew! That was kind of weird vacation, but I’m back home again and everything is okay. But here is one more photo from France that I forgot to post while I was back there. It’s a DUCK GIZZARD SALAD! Hey whoa! I know it sounds gross, but it was MAJOR BOSS and TASTY on top!!! Those French, they know how to cook weird stuff. Oh yeah, I want to apologize again for all that crazy alien abduction business. None of that stuff happened while I was on tour and everything seems to be alright back here so I must have been dreaming like everyone said. DUH!!!
Okay, so it was obviously time for me to get out of Dodge, but on the way to the airport I decided to get my cab driver to stop at the Eiffel Tower for one more picture. I had to hurry - it was about to rain.
Okay, so then I left the comic store and went back to my Paris hotel room. I was tired and kind of weirded out and pretty much ready to go home. I sat down to take off my shoes and there it was… a dead spider on the bottom of my shoe. So all I can figure is that Agnes must have had this pet spider and I guess I stepped on it. I’m also thinking that spider’s name was Irene… Irene, the Araignee. Sorry about that, Agnes.
Okay, so the next day I was in this comic store in Paris and that weird shit about Agnes and her bodyguard/husband/whatever??? screaming “Irene Yea!” was still bugging the crap out of me. Then, all of a sudden I hear these French kids saying something like “Home Irene Yea” and I’m thinking WHAT THE FUCK??? and then I see this poster for a Spiderman movie and DUH!!! I finally get it. “Irene Yea!” is “Araignee” which is fucking “SPIDER!” in French. Agnes and her buddy were yelling at me about a spider?