(Tan Ran-?D?)
I don’t know. I mean, it seems like I HAVE to do something, but people kept saying I looked like the FUCKING TAN MOM! I mean, c’mon… is that fair? …I don’t know.

(Tan Ran-?D?)

I don’t know. I mean, it seems like I HAVE to do something, but people kept saying I looked like the FUCKING TAN MOM! I mean, c’mon… is that fair? …I don’t know.

I don’t know. I spent a lot time thinking about this over the weekend. I mean, yeah, the race change thing worked okay for MJ, but he’s dead. Not much to be said for that. I don’t know.

I don’t know. I spent a lot time thinking about this over the weekend. I mean, yeah, the race change thing worked okay for MJ, but he’s dead. Not much to be said for that. I don’t know.

RANDY ROSE - WHO AM I?

Hey Everybody! I’m sorry but this is really not working for me - LIFE!, that’s I’m talking about. Here’s the deal. If you search on the fucking internet for “Randy Rose”, what do you get? “Ravishing Randy Rose”, a wrestler from the 80’s & 90’s or “Randy Rose,” a singing drummer from the a 1990s Christian rock band called Mad at the World. I mean, I’ve been doing this for 40 years and I don’t rate as high as an ex-wrestler who now runs a construction company and a drummer who sang “Walls of Hate.” I’m almost 100 years old and live with a cat in West LA. I couldn’t even get a job as a talking donkey. Carlos hates me. I have to face it - I’m a failure! Something has to change!