OKAY! OKAY! Now we’re talking. They have all these cool old bathhouses in Hot Springs and one of them is THE MAURICE! No shit! I mean, is that a SIGN or what? I think I’m on the right track!

OKAY! OKAY! Now we’re talking. They have all these cool old bathhouses in Hot Springs and one of them is THE MAURICE! No shit! I mean, is that a SIGN or what? I think I’m on the right track!

Okay, so here I am in Hot Springs, Ark, where I will be taking the cure. You probably don”t know so much about Hot Springs, but it’s a pretty cool place. It was the first National Park back the early 1800s and it’s had a reputation for healing - like forever. I mean, if nothing else, what could be wrong with sitting around in some hot water for a while? As you can see, it’s also the hometown of Bill Clinton, but I haven’t seen Bill hanging around anywhere yet. He’s probably off rescuing some cripples or something. Oh yeah, Al Capone used to come here, too.

Okay, so here I am in Hot Springs, Ark, where I will be taking the cure. You probably don”t know so much about Hot Springs, but it’s a pretty cool place. It was the first National Park back the early 1800s and it’s had a reputation for healing - like forever. I mean, if nothing else, what could be wrong with sitting around in some hot water for a while? As you can see, it’s also the hometown of Bill Clinton, but I haven’t seen Bill hanging around anywhere yet. He’s probably off rescuing some cripples or something. Oh yeah, Al Capone used to come here, too.