SPECIAL BONUS!!! So several days ago, we stopped in this cool little town in Poland with a completely unpronounceable name. It was a travel day, so we just stayed in the very nice little hotel, and me and Chuck got the SPECIAL MARILYN MONROE ROOM! I guess it was because we’re such big stars and all. Anyway, here’s some great Marilyn pix. I would highly recommend it except that I don’t know the name of the town or the hotel. 

WHOA!!! MUSHROOM FLAVORED POTATO CHIPS! Is this the weirdest thing ever or what? These were backstage in Prague and I have to say it’s just WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! Okay, if I had a pikeburger to go along with the chips, it might be okay, but otherwise… WRONG!

And here’s one final picture from Olomouc - an amazing EYEBALL CAKE that they gave us after the show! Okay I know it looks like a cupcake or something in this photo,but it’s because my hand is too close to the camera or something.

And here is the inside of the theater in Olomouc. It was like this tiny opera house or something - a miniature jewel box of a theater and best of all THE SHOW WAS SOLD OUT. What a great place!

Hey Everybody! Check it out. This is where we played in Olomouc, this cool little city in the Czech Republic. And especially check out this WAY COOL POSTER which is like EIGHT FEEL TALL or something!

Okay, so here’s what I didn’t like about the Prague gig. Check out this poster!!! This is like a TOTALLY ANCIENT promo photo of me and Chuck and Bob!!! I mean, I haven’t worn a mustache in FUCKING DECADES!!! Jeez, how 80’s!!!

Here is the entrance to the club where we played in Prague. Okay, I realize it doesn’t look like much, but I think they were doing work in the front or something. BUT HEY!!! The name of the club is the ACROPOLIS! Is that cool or what? Okay, I know it’s supposed to be in Athens and bigger and stuff, but sure as shit - here it is?

And here is the inside of the Warsaw venue which is a SWIMMING POOL! NO SHIT! I you look closely you’ll see (maybe) that the audience is actually in the pool - fortunately there was no water - and the stage is up at the end of the pool. And as a special bonus, the entire interior is covered in tile so it sounded like we were PLAYING IN A CAVE!!! Big fun - NOT!

Hey Everybody! Believe it or not, this is the entrance to the venue where we played in Warsaw! It gets better, sort of, when you go inside which you’ll see in the next photo.

PIKE! Stop the presses, it’s pike time! Okay I really should have posted this photo of a pike along with the other Helsinki pix, but here’s the deal. Okay, so coming from the land of Big Macs and KFC, who am I to criticize the food of strange and exotic countries? As a matter of fact, I’m actually a pretty adventurous eater, but I think I went a pike too far. One of the options on the menu for our dinner in Helsinki was a pikeburger. No shit! What the hell, I said, this is not an opportunity that comes around every day - and I suppose if you crave a white “burger” patty that has a consistency somewhere between mashed potatoes and fish flavored jello, you would probably consider a pikeburger to be something of a delicacy. But alas, it was not for me. Where’s Domino’s when you need it?